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बड़े दिन हो गए...

वो माचिस की सीली डब्बी, वो साँसों में आग.. बरसात में सिगरेट सुलगाये ....बड़े दिन हो गए...। एक्शन का जूता और ऊपर फॉर्मल सूट... बेगानी शादी में दावत उड़ाए ....बड़े दिन हो गए...। ये बारिशें आज...

रिश्ते जताने लोग मेरे घर भी आयेंगे...

“रिश्ते जताने लोग मेरे घर भी आयेंगे फल आये हैं तो पेड़ पे पत्थर भी आयेंगे, जब चल पड़े हो सफ़र को तो फिर हौसला रखो सहरा कहीं, कहीं पे समंदर भी आयेंगे, कितना गुरुर था उसे अपनी उड़...

तू अपनी खूबियां ढूंढ .... कमियां निकालने के लिए लोग हैं |

तू अपनी खूबियां ढूंढ .... कमियां निकालने के लिए लोग हैं | अगर रखना ही है कदम.... तो आगे रख , पीछे खींचने के लिए लोग हैं | सपने देखने ही है ..... तो ऊंचे देख , निचा दिखाने के लिए लोग हैं | अपने अं...

अगर कबीर के समय स्टॉक मार्केट होता तो वे कुछ ऐसा ही कहते.

अगर कबीर के समय स्टॉक मार्केट होता तो वे कुछ ऐसा ही कहते. तेजी मे इन्वेस्ट सब करें... मंदी में करें न कोय.... जो मंदी में इनवेस्ट करें..... सदा करें एन्जॉय ॥ तेजी मंदी दोनों चलें.... तभी म...

Why IRCTC doesn't allow you to Choose Seat's?

Why  IRCTC does not allow you to choose seats? Would you believe that the technical reason behind this is PHYSICS. Booking a seat in a train is far more different than booking a seat in a theatre. Theatre is a hall, whereas train is a moving object. So safety concern is very high in trains. Indian railways ticket booking software is designed in such a way that it will book tickets in a manner that will distribute the load evenly in a train. An example to make things  more clear : Imagine there are sleeper class coaches in a train numbered S1, S2 S3... S10, and in every coach there are 72 seats. So when some one first books a ticket, software will assign a seat in the middle coach like S5, middle seat numbered between 30-40, and preferably lower berths (Railways first fills the lower berths than upper one so as to achieve low centre of gravity.) And the software books seats in such a way that all coaches have uniform passenger distribution and seats are filled starting f...

Frustrated Employee...

A question was asked why employees don't confide to their management about their problems and frustrations? The best answer came from a really frustrated employee, "You cannot discuss your Malaria with the Mosquito!"

Two Friends in Bar...

First Peg 🥃 Bro, I am well settled in life, Good Package, Good Incentive, Good Company, Allowances for everything, fancy parties, only challenge is to find *Time* to enjoy with my Friends😊 . . . . 4th Peg - Bhai .. Kutta bana rakha hai Kutta...salo ne. 🤣🤣🤣