Brilliant quotes for liquor Lovers....

Brilliant quotes for liquor lovers:

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
- George Burns

I envy people who drink. At least they know what to blame everything on.
~Oscar Levant

I take a drink only on two occasions, when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
~Brendan Behan

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!
~Frank Sinatra

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~Winston Churchill

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
-Kinky Friedman

Dear Alcohol,
We had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
-Anonymous

I used to think, drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.
-Anonymous

I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker.
-Anonymous

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
-Anonymous

You look like I need another drink! 
-Anonymous

I say 'NO' to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!!

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