MERE JAZBAAT

Brilliant quotes for liquor lovers : It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns I envy people who drink. At least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant I take a drink only on two occasions, when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. ~Brendan Behan Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy! ~Frank Sinatra I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder! -Kinky Friedman Dear Alcohol, We had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk. -Anonymous I used to think, drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking. -Anonymous I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker. -Anonymous Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver. -Anonymous You look like I need an...

A car ahead was moving like a turtle and not giving me way inspite of my continuous honking!   I was on brink of losing my cool when I noticed the small sticker on the car’s rear! “Physically challenged; Please be patient.” And that changed everything!! I immediately went calm & slowed down!! In fact,  I got a little protective of the car & the driver!!! I reached home a few minutes late, but it was ok! And then it struck me.  Would I have been patient if there was no sticker? Why do we need stickers to be patient with people!? Will we be more patient & kind with others if people had labels pasted on their foreheads? Labels like —— “ Lost my job” , “Fighting cancer”, “Going through a bad divorce”, “Suffering Emotional abuse “, "Lost a loved one”, “Feeling worthless”, “Financially broken” ....and more like these!! Everyone is fight...

वो माचिस की सीली डब्बी, वो साँसों में आग.. बरसात में सिगरेट सुलगाये ....बड़े दिन हो गए...। एक्शन का जूता और ऊपर फॉर्मल सूट... बेगानी शादी में दावत उड़ाए ....बड़े दिन हो गए...। ये बारिशें आज...

“रिश्ते जताने लोग मेरे घर भी आयेंगे फल आये हैं तो पेड़ पे पत्थर भी आयेंगे, जब चल पड़े हो सफ़र को तो फिर हौसला रखो सहरा कहीं, कहीं पे समंदर भी आयेंगे, कितना गुरुर था उसे अपनी उड़...

तू अपनी खूबियां ढूंढ .... कमियां निकालने के लिए लोग हैं | अगर रखना ही है कदम.... तो आगे रख , पीछे खींचने के लिए लोग हैं | सपने देखने ही है ..... तो ऊंचे देख , निचा दिखाने के लिए लोग हैं | अपने अं...

अगर कबीर के समय स्टॉक मार्केट होता तो वे कुछ ऐसा ही कहते. तेजी मे इन्वेस्ट सब करें... मंदी में करें न कोय.... जो मंदी में इनवेस्ट करें..... सदा करें एन्जॉय ॥ तेजी मंदी दोनों चलें.... तभी म...

Why  IRCTC does not allow you to choose seats? Would you believe that the technical reason behind this is PHYSICS. Booking a seat in a train is far more different than booking a seat in a theatre. Theatre is a hall, whereas train is a moving object. So safety concern is very high in trains. Indian railways ticket booking software is designed in such a way that it will book tickets in a manner that will distribute the load evenly in a train. An example to make things  more clear : Imagine there are sleeper class coaches in a train numbered S1, S2 S3... S10, and in every coach there are 72 seats. So when some one first books a ticket, software will assign a seat in the middle coach like S5, middle seat numbered between 30-40, and preferably lower berths (Railways first fills the lower berths than upper one so as to achieve low centre of gravity.) And the software books seats in such a way that all coaches have uniform passenger distribution and seats are filled starting f...

A question was asked why employees don't confide to their management about their problems and frustrations? The best answer came from a really frustrated employee, "You cannot discuss your Malaria with the Mosquito!"

First Peg 🥃 Bro, I am well settled in life, Good Package, Good Incentive, Good Company, Allowances for everything, fancy parties, only challenge is to find *Time* to enjoy with my Friends😊 . . . . 4th Peg - Bhai .. Kutta bana rakha hai Kutta...salo ne. 🤣🤣🤣

Khud se hi Jitne ki Jidd hai.... Mujhe khud ko hi Harana hai... Mai Jamane ki bhid nahi.... Mujhse hi Jamana Hai..... Hum kehte hai ki humari Ladai...Takdir se hai, Kismat se hai....Dusre se hai.... Par Samajhte nahi hai ki.... Humari Sabse badi Ladai...Khud se hai... Khud ko Jitt Lo...Duniya ko Jitt Loge...

  जीवन में 45 पार का मर्द........ कैसा होता है ? थोड़ी सी सफेदी कनपटियों के  पास, खुल रहा हो जैसे आसमां बारिश के बाद.... जिम्मेदारियों के बोझ से झुकते हुए कंधे, जिंदगी की भट्टी में खुद को गलाता हुआ....... अनुभव की पूंजी हाथ में लिए, परिवार को वो सब देने की जद्दोजहद में, जो उसे नहीं मिल पाया था, बस बहे जा रहा है समय की धारा में, बीवी और प्यारे से बच्चों में..... पूरा दिन दुनिया से लड़ कर थका हारा, रात को घर आता है .. सुकून की तलाश में, लेकिन क्या मिल पाता है सुकून उसे ?   दरवाजे पर ही तैयार हैं बच्चे, पापा से ये मंगाया था, वो मंगाया था, नहीं लाए तो क्यों नहीं लाए, लाए तो ये क्यों लाए वो क्यों नहीं लाए, अब वो क्या कहे बच्चों से, कि जेब में पैसे थोड़े कम थे..... कभी प्यार से, कभी डांट कर, समझा देता है उनको, एक बूंद आंसू की जमी रह जाती है, आँख के कोने में..... लेकिन दिखती नहीं बच्चों को, उस दिन दिखेगी उन्हें, जब वो खुद, बन जाएंगे माँ बाप अपने बच्चों के, खाने की थाली में दो रोटी के साथ, परोस दी हैं पत्नी ...